Friday Flash Fiction 30

A WORD FROM OUR SPONSOR
By Gareth L Powell

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So, how does it work?

An everyday prediction engine allows its members to purchase and trade “shares” in the likelihood of certain future events. The resulting “price” of each event gives an indication of how likely it is expected to happen. Such engines have been out-performing more conventional means of prediction for almost twenty-five years. But now, the TANGUY engine brings you a whole new level of accuracy.

It’s the closest you’ll ever get to owning a crystal ball!

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Imagine owning that kind of power!

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Use this opportunity to give yourself a genuine competitive advantage. Post a comment below and I’ll rush you a FREE demo disk.

After all, we already know if you’re going to be one of our customers.

Do you?

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3 comments on “Friday Flash Fiction 30”

  1. Neil

    Nice fun idea, where can I get one?

  2. Guy Stewart

    I’ve never been to your site before — in fact I’ve just started to explore flash fiction (I’m an old guy!).

    This made me laugh and it’s an intriguing idea! Thanks!

  3. GLP

    Thanks Guy, welcome aboard!

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